1. 21:18 1st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from mgloki

    invisiblechickens:

    twigfingers:

    bornforthismiserybusiness:

    profoak:

    how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

    How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

    Musicians make a lot of money from touring

    when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

    yesterday with ur mom

     
  2. 21:17

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    Reblogged from mgloki

    wildcets:

    when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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    (Source: etxt)

     
  3. 18:38

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    Reblogged from englishboys-withbanjos

    neoliberalismkills:

    wilclcat:

    victor-f-baby:

    ectobiolosassy:

    crazieecatladyy:

    how to get the d

    • image

    i think i don’t want it anymore

    as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

    as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

    I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

     
  4. 18:38

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    Reblogged from little-red-in-wonderland

    thelasthomelyurl:

    huffingtonpost:

    Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

    Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

    Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

    Jon Stewart is great anyway, but part of what makes him great is knowing when to get serious. 

     
  5. 18:34

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    Reblogged from drunkorworse

    image: Download

    unclefather:


badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

    unclefather:

    badrapper:

    awwww-cute:

    Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

    excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

    pick him up

     
  6. 18:33

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    Reblogged from drunkorworse

    blastortoise:

    it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

    No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

    (Source: blastortoise-chan)

     
  7. 18:33

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    Reblogged from englishboys-withbanjos

    twlboaj:

    on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

     
  8. 18:31

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    Reblogged from ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

     
  9. 18:30

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    Reblogged from welcometothepartypal

     
  10. 13:50

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    Reblogged from thefandomlifeandcats

    sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

    sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

    so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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    and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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    you think this is a game, son?

    this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck